Seperti malam-malam biasanya tanpa kerlipan bintang dan buaian bulan purnama, tanpa hujan dan suara gledek yang membuat dirimu deg deg ser itu, aku masih saja rutin mengecek inbox berulang kali, khawatir ada surat wasiat yang datang.....LHO?
TEPAT!
Mendekati jam 02 dini hari, datang tak di klik pulang tak di klok, sebuah email masuk ke kolom SPAM, sepertinya merindukanmu malam ini, dipagi sebuta ini, terbukti: Merindukanmu itu seru!
Inilah dia surat elekronik yang hadir menyapa kolom spam-ku.
ANEH!
Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. Fouzia Shafiyat Gaddafi. I am writing in respect of my inheritance fund, it may be a surprise to you by receiving this letter to day. I am the wife of late M. Gaddafi president of Libya, after the death of my late husband, the first lady and her children drove me out of my husband house with my only daughter, and they cease all that my late husband left behind for us in Libya, as I am not from the same country with them, for I am a citizen of Burkina Faso. But now I am here in my country Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.
And they did not know that my late husband have deposited some money in finance firm here in Burkina Faso. The problem I am having right now, is duel to the African culture that a female doesn't have Wright to inherit any thing from his father accept the male child.
My husband deposited the some of Twenty-Three Million Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars Only ($23, 600, 000.00) I want you to help me to claim these funds because I am in a very bad condition now. I have already gone to the security finance firm to claim these funds, but the officer in charge told me that if I want to claim this fund, I most contact a foreigner and also do the Change of Ownership into the name of the beneficiary, but the certificate of deposit is with me.
If you are really ready to assist me with my daughter to claim this fund from the security finance firm, and I will offer you 40% of the said amount in any assistance that you may require to give, immediately the fund is transferred into your bank account and you will lead me in establishment with the 50% in your country, while 10% will be for the rembousement of any expenses that may occur during the transferring of these funds to your account.
I want you to keep this confidential and assured me that, I do not trust my life into a wrong hand. You should forward to me all your personal information as soon you receive this mail.
Thanks,
Mrs. Fouzia Shafiyat Gaddafi.
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